Monday, August 01, 2005
Hey this is funny..
Plagiarised from jermaine tan li ren's blog:
THE HILDIAN HERALD is out. Yeah so I'm one of those lao da who studied for a decade so if you're thinking I'm such a pathetic wimp then you know who to blame haha. Shit I haven't stepped into St Hilda's for ice ages but I bet even my pri sch teachers will still remember me because I REMEMBER THEM. grrr. Yes so it's their 71st anniversary I think but who cares lah it's been there for eternity. Let me do my own Hildian herald........
- ST HILDA'S PRIMARY SCHOOL
1) outrageously cheap food and outrageously small portions.
2) a very famous HEALTH EDUCATION teacher
3) who taught us eye exercises. say affter me: 1 2 3 4..... 5 6 7 8. great. Look at my eyesight now. None of my SHPS friends have perfect eyesight to date
4) netball competitions and 6/3 always trash us cos their shooters were the tallest people in the level: andrew ong and sarah lim
5) playing soccer with a bloody tennis ball
6) my rascal buddies in class like chye wee and shawn liew who is always playing pranks on madam tay luck kwan
7) oh yes madam tay luck kwan forcing me to join chinese storybook reading competition for 3 YEARS IN A ROW. look at my chinese now.
8) The stupid reading award badge thingy yeah I got gold for reading 100 books in less than a term please lah I was an avid reader
9) Basketball practices and tournaments. Got called up by the principal for refusing to play in the east zone cos I wanted to study. Sounds like EPL huh.
10) Joining the stupid AVA club yeah thanks huh now I'm computer illiterate
-ST HILDA'S SECONDARY SCHOOL
1) How the beehives dominated our school when we had to be evacuated with all the pest-busters around trying to rid the bees desperately. they were attracted to that so called, "garden fountain". oh cummon, a school is a school. why waste funds feeding those dumb KOIS and hiring gardeners?
2) How the main office of St Hildas sec was smashed with rotten eggs and other rotten stuffs.
3) How the school office was BURN DOWN and all the cops came like some Infernal affairs thing. wahaha! i am sure everyone could remember this. have they even caught the arson culprit?! doubt they will ever be able to do so. LOL.
4) VOLLEYBALL 24 HOURS A DAY 7 DAYS A WEEK. AND I'M A NATIONAL CHAMPION. WAHAHAHAHA
5) Overseas tours to Japan, Korea with the team. Yeah it sucks getting trashed by those muscular Jap girls whose spike was 89789742miles/hr, doing 1000 push ups in the hotel lobby, getting whacked by snowballs, learning korean songs but it was a hella experience man
6) Getting appointed as HEAD COUNCILLOR yeah what was Mrs Yeoh thinking cos 4 months later she threatened to sack me. WAHAHHA.
7) 1B and 2B being the most happening class and 3A and 4A being the sadddddddest and most un-happening class :(
8) My 16th birthday chalet just 2 days after o levels and only my beloved pure science class finished earlier then the rest! I watched a pathetic NC16 movie at the stroke of midnight which scared my aorta off. eeeew.
9)and where`s my PROM NIGHT?! NO! they isn`t any either because they wanted to charge us 100 bucks for some laoya pok hotel. might as well have it at S-11 then. AHHHH!SUCKS. I COULD HAVE BEEN PROM KING.
and the story of the year goes to....................................................
10) My chinese teacher. oh I mean 'teacher'. nuff' said!
Jermaine.. its HILDAN. H-I-L-D-A-N according to ms sarah yew. lolso its my turn to come up with my HILDAN HERALD.. How unoriginal..
St Hilda's Primary School
1. Playing at the quadrangle during recess, screaming and shouting like mad. Disturbing ongoing lessons where classes recite timetables. and getting chased away by Mrs Jane Tann.
2. House Practice for Sports Day. Often made it into the next round for events like high jump, long jump and 100m. But due to my lack of talent, i nvr ever qualified further than that. HAHAHA. High jump was done at the quadrangle. Had to come early and assemble the thing. lol.
3. 10 cent biscuits and 10 cent sweet from the snackshop auntie at the TUCKSHOP(according to old-school teachers like mdm wong kok kai who was prolly 55 when she taught me many many years ago, like 13 years ago. and still walking around with the same "uniform" and hairstyle. and she stills remember me coz i always bump into her on the streets!)
4. Eye exercises once or was it twice a week. And yeah. mdm wong will go 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8. sometimes she will make some mistakes in the counting. and i guess she got pretty fed up and then she decided to record the timing. LOL.
5. 5/4 and 6/4 was the most happening class in my entire span of education in schools. lol. the partays. and lots of m and ms and the CD player. with backstreetboy music. WOAHAHA. mad classmates making teachers go mad.
6. Malay teachers like cikgu alijah and cikgu khetimah plus chinese lang teachers like mdm chiang teaching ART and CRAFT. haha. plus designing art folders. LOL
7.and LOW WEI LING. Stella Lee used to insult her like crazy even though low wei ling's mother is a teacher in shps. i remember the infuriated mrs lee shouting "YOU ARE AN AH SOH! AH SOH! ASSHOLE!" oppps. i ought to censor. but it happened soo long ago. who cares. haha
8. science experiment presentation. and those powerpoint slides. lol. we were one of the few teams who were so high tech, we used microsoft slides. but we still lost. wataheck.
9.ms foo pee pee and the public caning.. SASHIKUMAR!! lol.
10. PARVEEN NISHA. lol.
St Hilda's Secondary School
1. BAND BAND BAND. lol. fun people. enuff said abt them.
2. well. iM LAZY. another time.. can?
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